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[Kermit]

These screenshots are from the Russian contest.. they are not really special but I challenge you to make funny subtitles for them... we can't participate in the contest, but I'm sure were better in making original subtitles

you don't have to make subtitles for all 10 of them

good luck

[Ika]

I'm sure, if you will be good, we can send prizes to you.

Please, dear members try yourself!!!

[Starblade]

1- The hero likes is sushi really fresh...

2- Yes, besides guns and cars we also have a hot babe. What more can you ask from a computer game?

3- "Oh my God, I'm the only woman in the bar and still no man is interested in me"
OR
3- (Lady): "I didn't realize this was the local gay bar..."

4- This game started as a Greenpeace simulator...

8- Farcry, cower in shame...

10- Late gifs for mother's day

[ShadowMoses]

1. da-dum... da-dum... da-dum da-dum da-dum da-dum

2. Look! do you see? look in that mirror! look, right there! see my hand? i can't believe it! i can self shadow!

3. *cries* all these single men drinking alone and none will come and talk to me. I must be so ugly :(

4. Yeer hav sum of that ye wee bastard! ooze tha biggest boat now?!

5. Ah shit! blood on my glasses again!

6. A new dawn, a new day, a new reason to write my name in the surf!

7. If only i actually knew my name! i'm just driving in circles here.

8. Damned speed bumps - they're everywhere.

9. Being short sighted is great for reloading but it's proving a real hindrance in trying to kill those guys over there. Still, i think i hit one in the arm.

10. 5 plant pots sitting on the wall
If 1 plant pot should accidentally fall,
There will be 4 plant pots sitting on the wall


edit: bah, Starblade beat me to number 3!

[Val's Evil Twin]

1. Sharkskin gloves? Your brother? Oops!.

2. Your sister can come sailing, but not you my friend.

3. This cocaine must be cut with Tylenol. I still feel depressed but my headache is gone!

4. Where's that Russian painter. I distinctly said, "Lucky Tramp."

5. Haha fool...you're loaded for paintball.

6. Guns. Chicks. Drugs. And here I'm playing with a toy boat! Tragic!

7. Don't laugh. My other boat is an Azimut-Benetti!

8. This Bummer isn't attracting any chicks! What? Oh, you said Hummer!?

9. Damn artist left sharp edges all over the trigger guard!

10. Flowers all guaranteed senor. Bank girls will swoon in your arms.
Floor will be littered with red bikinis!

[ZeeTech]

1. I'm just picking er.. mushrooms and berries here.. *cross fingers*
2. • I'll take ya to the candy shop
   • No mom, The parrot has nothing to do with it.
   • Glad to welcome you again senor!
3. 1000 pesos if you make her SHUT UP!
4. I got a feeling their luck is starting to run out.
5. F8.. quick!!
6. Duude I make this boat look good.
7. Is that a shark right there? Plz god what did I do to deserve this... but the 200.. they were SHOOTING at me.
8. Oh no, Plz God not the METAL SEAT again.
9. No comment!
10. That building behind me? The graveyard, why?

[Unconscious]

1) *Cue Jaws music*
2) Man: "Giggity Giggity Giggity Goo"
3) Man looking at the table: "Man, I knew that wasn't a very good pickup line."
4) Speed 2: Cruise Control, The Game


Yeah, I know it's pretty sad, but I tried to put a lot of thought into them. :/

[Val's Evil Twin]

3) Man looking at the table: "Man, I knew that wasn't a very good pickup line."

Lol, DS might include that in the dialogues

[Unconscious]

Lol, DS might include that in the dialogues

Heh. That would be pretty neat.

[mkreku]

2. "Yes, this here is the boat I'm selling. It comes with two Yamaha engines and.. What do you mean 'which boat'?!"

5. "Ow, damn crate gave me a splinter!"

9. "What the.. Which way is up on this damn thing?!"

[Kermit]

Sorry for late post, computer is defect so couldn't get here
The pictures aren't too special so it's hard to find something original and fitting.. I hope you all understand what I mean because English isn't my native language


1- Builders misinterpret swimming pool decoration


2- One of these twin girls has had plastic surgery, do you know which one?


3- Not all NPC's impressed by new wood texture


4- Both contestants in sailing race disqualified


5- New mirror reflection-method catches on in NPC-world


6- New "Flipper: White Gold" movie cancelled: they couldn't find Flipper


7- New "Free Willy" movie cancelled as well: they couldn't find Keiko


8- Flying White Gold hero makes fans expect christmas release


9- White Gold AI improved: Every NPC now has its own happiness-rate; while a quite unhappy NPC might just start shooting you, happier NPC's pick up a flute and start dancing


10- An imitationflower surfaces in Europe and America. It is indistinguishable from other flowers, such as real flowers, but it has an incredibly high mortality rate

[ZeeTech]

lol@Kermit{9,10}

[Val's Evil Twin]

#9 is classic, Kermit.

(btw you can't post thumbnails can you, this thread takes two minutes to load now. )

[ZeeTech]

(btw you can't post thumbnails can you, this thread takes two minutes to load now. )

They are the same pics as above => they're all downloaded just once (if that, when already in the browser's cache). :D
Shut down that BitTorrent client if you want the page to load faster :P

[Val's Evil Twin]

OK I'll have to blame the two minutes on something else.
Everything takes a long time on this website. Sometimes I click and nothing happens for a couple of minutes. Double posts are a constant threat. Grumble! Moan!
As a general principle, when posting ten images, a simple link or thumbnail would help people on dial-up who live at the end of a 20 000km internet connection.

[ZeeTech]

Uh oh I just experienced it

Every piece of software this forum is powered by seems to be out of date or not working correctly.. I blame it on the MySQL server. The httpd is so old (Apache 1.3.31), same for the ftp server.Time to upgrade things DS, maybe replace that old Linksys router as well.

* When posting JPEG screenshots, DS, consider lowering the quality to 85-90%. Anything above 95% is a waste of bytes.

** And here I am, wasting even more bytes with all the in Kermit's thread ... again!

*** What the hell am I doing??

[Ika]

Nobody's late till 14.06.2008, Kermit. Well done. What about other members?

[Psion]

*Gives it his best shot*

1. "Here fishy, fishy, fishy...
2. "Excuse me. Which way to the... hello."
5. "Not the face! I just had surgery done!"
9. When to NOT reload
10. "Flowers for your girlfriend?"

[OxyTech]

Can i make my participation in french ? Mouahahha :p

Sorry sorry for my bad joke :'[

[ZeeTech]

Can i make my participation in french ? Mouahahha :p
Sorry sorry for my bad joke :'[

No worries, go for it. :D
You can even participate in C++ if you feel like it.